last ill and testify!

for my last will and testament, i hearby bequeath the following of my material possessions:

to emily, my barbie collection, my radio and cds and other pseudo-decorative items
to chris, my bug collection and my vacuum cleaner.
to zeph, my other toys (legos included) split between ezra and the miniature classic books.

to melissa, my journals, my towels and all my books, minus other bequeathed books.
to nat, my ability to fib like the wind and my pencil collection.
to ezra, my other toys split with zeph and my nancy drew books (trust me, boys can love her too)

to debbie, my globe and my desk, along with all my stationary products.
to cameron, my organizer and rolodex, also my posters and cure t-shirts.

to andrew, my cell phone, madlib collection and my map of the world.
to mom and dad, my photo albums and tvs, along with my treadmill.
to kimberlea, my games and my wish that we could have started over.
to robbie, my guitar and my straw broom.
to dan and peanut, my chalkboard, my wines and my swingline stapler.

to kristian, all items from my kitchen, my herbal garden and one picture of how we were.