peripheral vision told me i still had a pursuer, and then, i was accosted near the spoons.
man: 'can i tell you, you are very beautiful?'
me, looking away, saying something demure...
man: 'you are! you are so beautiful you should have bodyguards'
me, thinking yeah to protect me from people like you...
man, makes kissing two fingers gesture, like im a dish of especially fine spaghetti
perhaps he needed a green card?
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