things that cracked me up today:

watching an old guy on a horse in a neon pink hat, circle a bronco that had been put on top of a semi-truck's wheels, as if he were looking into an upgrade.

seeing bear gleefully pull himself across the carpet with his front paws, only to leave his back ones dragging along, seemingly useless.

noticing puppy caught in the middle of a complaining meow by a very big yawn that turned the meow into some sort of strangled sound and made her eyes bug out ever so slightly.